nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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“I didn’t know what to say. I felt like crying, Goddammit everybody in the world wants an explanation for your acts and for your very being.”
— Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via expeditum)

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deducingmoptopsinthetardis:

moveslikemozzer:

When I Know It’s Over comes up on shuffle

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Bonus:

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if-you-leave:

#24 Alexandre Furcolin Filho 

#24 of 200 images that have made the IYL Showcase shortlist. We’ll be posting 2 images/day in the run up to the London Showcase (October 23rd) when the final 20 images will be announced and presented as chosen by the showcase jury..

http://iylshowcase.tumblr.com/showcaseblog

bctheinternet:

See I be riding through my old hood, same old attitude.

Chillin’ with your girlfriend, why she always mad at you?

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